I DO NOT LIKE/LOVE/HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR

AUDREY TAN POH POH OF
M08102
OF NUS HIGH SCHOOL
OF MATHEMATICS
AND SCIENCE.

NT NOW,
NT EVER.


this is the true declaration.

Audrey is cute,
but i dun like her.
cos she's so...
-pukes-





Yea.
Wonderful.
Camp and all.
.
..
...


All started 2 days ago.

Wheee..
Went to sku.
Parents sent me.
DUH.
Then I rushed to class.
Yea.
I brought my PSP along.
Sitting in th classroom,
I tot abt whether i shd
keep the PSP in sku,
or bring it.
After much thinking,
i did the stupidest thing.


I put it in JM's locker.
Like wtf.
IM SO STUPID.
I REGRET IT CANN..

Went to PasirRisPark.
Was expecting to go
straight to campsite.
Boy, was i WRONG.
We sat at the grasspatch.
We had to make some
uber lame wristbands
with a piece of white fabric,
n crayons.
Mine was screwed,
as expected.
We had no table
So we did it on each other's backs.
Yea.
Stupid rite?
Finally,
AhHua played sum games wif us,
to noe us better.

There was Ouch Obii Obii,
erm..
Dog "n" Bone,
and 2 others games i carn rmb.


Yea.
We played.
Then had a screwed up lunch
on the bicycle track.
WTF MAN.
the ppl wan us to die rite?

So after devouring th shit,
we made a nice cheer,
and went to campsite.

Tot we go straight to campsite.
WRONG.
We were asked to sit on a grasspatch
IN THE SUN.><
Where even Hema
turned blacker
than he was.
It was so friggin hot.
I think thats was caused my sunburn.
....=3

So went into chalet.
Fiting over the rooms
and ground floors.
There were like
50 of us?
so like.
ALL of the 106 bois,
n a few 107-ians
slept below.
the rest of 107(12 of us)
slept in ONE ROOM.

Yea.
While like the 15bois of 105
were allowed to share 2 rooms.
#@!
)=
So we were assembled
for...
TEAM building games?
Yea.
Played
MRT,
and Lost Sherperd.

Synergy-building games,
basically.

So played lor.
Then went to bb court.
For debrief.
Then release,
where we showered.
THE SHOWER WAS HORRIBLE.
I stood in the line for 30 mins or so.
In exchange for 1.5mins in the toilet.
@!$#
><
Dam bui-song la.
but cnt do anything.
.
So played Kidnapped.
It was a pretty lame.
Stations were crap-easy.
bt th keys were hard to guess.

Eventually,
we guessed it.
Went to save dear old ZW.
Who had been peacefully
sleeping,
while we were hunting for him.
Amazing rite?

So I changed the name
"KidNapped!!"
to
"Zhengwei Napped!!"

Yea we carried him
from the playground area
to the chalet.
VERY FAR CANN.


then went bk chalet again.
WE WERE 1ST POSITION.
We rwk,
i tell u.

Then debrief.
Supper.
Chalet.
Lights out.


Ok it was terrible.
After lights out,
Yongjen,
Weijie,
Ryan,
and
Kakeng
were all quarreling

Stupid la.
Cant dey juz SHUDDUP.
so eventually,we slept late
ALICE WONG ZHI YAO SNORES.
yes.
I couldnt slp cos of tt.
Stupid.
Slept at 12 plus.
Woke at 3.30
slept at 4 again.
and woke up at 6.45.
wat little sleep.
But im used to this alrd.




Next dayyyyy..

Woke up.
Tired like hell,
neck hurt.
All slowly waking up too.
Namely:

Weijie,
Ryan,
Kakeng,
Russell,
Alice,
Jimmy,
YJ,
Me,
Jiamin,
and ZW,
were squeezing in the room.
so like 9 ppl in one room on day1.

so went to bb court.
Started wif breakfast.
BeeHoon lor.
Evaluation booklet was meaningless.
But i wrote it any-o-how.

then Multi-lvl Capt's BALL.(wrong XD)
Was dam fun.
First round.
i rmb score.
101-20points
102-10points
103-0
104-0
105-0
106-10points
107-0

so u can imagine how hard it was.
Next round.
Rubber Soccer Ball came in.
20 points.
our class got second for that round.
actually first.
but i was a lousy captain.
kept stepping out of hoop.
actually can like 200 plus.
end up 120.
T_T

3rd round.
Red ball came in.
Smaller,
but more points.
We didnt do very well,
cos in 3rd round,
we put some crappy ppl in.
So we lagged.
OHYES.
PARTLY BCOS OF KAREN.
tall guy marking our court.
smart ass.
but i salute him.
HE'S SO TALLL!


4th round.
I was playing.
got more points for 107
cos of my shoes.
and my height.
yes.
not bragging.
so we were 2nd,
wif 106 being first.

final round
Chief Joel said
there was a 100 points ball.
we were anticipating for it.
wat we expected was a ball,
and wat came in,
was a piece of raw poultry.
Chief Joel threw a raw chicken into the stage.
EVERYONE was fiting over that chicken.
Since Chief Joel said tt
ANY PART OF THE CHICKEN
was 100 points,
smart ass class 106
tore the skin of the chicken,
millimetre by millimetre.
so in the end,
they got 3060 points.
pro rite?
NOT.
><

So went back chalet again.
Prepared for "Amusing race"
where we had to do some stations.
Similar to Kidnapped,
except
that the stations are harder.
so we slacked thruout.
learnt the Cha-Cha,
which i can nvr forget.
yea.
Stupid one.

But fun.
But because we slacked,
we ended up 6th in level.
WE ROCK.

then Casualty Challenge.
ok actually it was part of
Amusing Race.

we had to put our water bottles
in one box.
and 4ppl had to carry them
thruout th Race.
oso,
we had to collect firewood
for the campfire.

Yea.
We did.

Went back to chalet.
Did up th surface of our CFP.

We went thru it during break.
And we decided on Ian's idea.
It was interesting,
and meaningful.

So we rehearsed 3-4 times.
ZW was the Leader.
he died XP

Then AhHua taught us the new 107 cheer.
YI-ER-SAN-SI
1-2-3-4
SATU-DUER-TIGA-EMPAT
INNA-RANE-YAE-NINE.
wtf.
like stupid.
but i liked the cheer.
yea.
then dinner.
then campfire.
wheeeee.

The instructors danced to the
music
when it was played.

so amusing.
So basically,
every class performed.
101 sang a song,
went out of tune.

102 did a skit
abt a mermaid
and "her" family.
they were eventually
flushed down th toilet bowl.
The end

103 did a skit
on...
erm..
yea.
Newton's law of gravity.
pretty funny.
The way JieRen acted.

104 sang
"We live in Singapura"
YuHan managed to memorize
the whole song!
omfg!
It was nice.

105 did a skit
abt school,
and some teachers.
Shreyas entertained us well.

106 did a skit too,
abt the disaster in SiChuan.
Galen's cries sounded like laughs.


We did a skit too!
Was abt leadership la.
But interesting.
And we did a cheer.
Which outdone 207's

and then there's 201.
oso did a skit.
abt Yansheng being the wife,
and erm...
another dude being the husband.
then its like the husband
lost his hands n stuff.

202.
Sang a song dedicated to
their mentor
and instructor.
Giggling halfway
during the song,
they had to redo it like 3 times.

203 erm...
they did a song too.
There was the
Constipation Orchestra,
and 2 other bands.
whose names i cant rmb.

204.
Chelsea fans.
Sang a song abt Chelsea wif
their instructor.
They are crazy abt it sia.
But sad.
Man U still won Chelsea.
TOO BAD.

205 did a skit.
they copied NigaHiga's
"How to be ____" videos.
very funny derr!!
Then they did a cheer.
WHICH WAS HILARIOUS.
they were like singing
at the top of their voices.
"WE HAVE BALLS"
"205 HAS BALLS"
thing is,
205 has girls.
=_=''
we were laughing like SIAO.


206.
Skit again.
they did a skit abt Mas Selamat,
and abt a Coconut guy,
who went,
Ur nuts belong to me!(WRONG)
was funny.

207 oso skit.
but was uber funny.
they were like doing advertisements.
except they changed it a bit.
until dam funny.
i liked the "DHL" one.
when its supposed to be FedEx.
HAHAHA.

yea.
end of campfire.
Ms Chua was like crapping
abt the moon n stuff.
XD XD

So we did the Passion Cheer.
which gave Raphael an idea.

On the way to chalet,
Raphael started to introduce
his funni idea to us.

It went


PASSION!

Banglah!

UNITY!

Nigga!

NUS HIGH!

Hemaaaaa..

we were like laughing our heads off!


DAM FUNNI.

then lights out.

Where the 9 people,
now together wif Raphael,
Pradeep
and
Bradley
came in our room.

so 12 ppl.
ONE ROOM.
WE ROCK.

then YJ decided
to use initials of some stuff,
to make sick stuff.
like.

ERP= Erecting? Ready, Penetrate!
We were like laughing la!

Then finally,
we slept.

yawnnn..



then today morning...
siian.
dun wan tell u abt today now.
tell u 2mrw.
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....
.....
Yawnx.
Tired..
hahah.


.>Daryl<.